- Anti-Pickup Line

Guy:I invented troll face oh yea! Girl:you gave my daughter nightmares for weeks you b****!(throws drink in face)

Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

Man: What did you say this horrible machine did look like? Woman: It was terrible it was like a man sized yellow and red robot that shoot lasers! After I refused its offer to come home with him he shoot lasers and destroyed my house... buah ;( ;( Man: That is terrible! Despicable! We have to do something about this! Such a beautiful supermodel should never go trough such a terrible atrocity! Woman: Buah... sigh... sniff... I know... but it was terrible! Man: so so my lady... you can come live with me in my giant mansion and we can have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves and relax... ;) Woman: Thank you Mr.Stark... Man: Oh Just call me Iron Ma... I mean Tony!

Woman: Hey is it true you black men have big penises? Black Man: Hell yeah woman! Mine is so big, its at least three times longer than my fist and at least 4 times as wide! Lets go get some hoe! Woman: Uh... well uh... its just that... uh... Moral: Be careful for what you wish for, when fantasy becomes reality... it may hurt....

Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

you look like my mother

Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

I hate you already.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

Man: Dayuuuum slaps ass Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

Anti-Pickup Line

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