- Anti-Pickup Line

Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

Man: HELP! I am dying of disease and have only one day left to live! My only wish... "sob" is to procreate... to have a son or a daughter... Woman: Aww... well maybe I can help you... Man: :D I cant believe it (tears in eyes) Woman: What are you dying of? Man: Aids... Woman proceeds to disappear in a ball of smoke. Moral of the story: Dunno find it yourself ffs I dont even know why people read this crap... funny typing it though.. thumbs ups for that :D

For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

At a bar (another real life one): Man: You sort of look like a woman from a certain angle... I am so drunk I can pretend you are a woman all night long! ????: I AM A WOMAN! Man: How can we fix this so you can come home with me? Moral: Becoming unpopular was my goal, but third next to Justin Beiber? Maybe I overdid this a bit...

-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

Boy : Gurle: hi

Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

Girl walks into restaurant - Hi, are you sap666 from the dating site? - I'm going to kill your family! Since then, socially awkward penguin never dated anymore....

-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

My therapist says I should meet new people.

Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

Handsome rich looking man: I would like to take you somewhere nice, maybe watch a movie at the cinema, then we could go to my place and have a romantic dinner.. finally... Girl: YES YES! Man: as I was saying... Finally I can make sweet love with your dog...if its fine by you... Girl: wtf?

hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

At a Bar for blacks... and whites... and everybody else... Man: I can last for hours in bed! Woman: *gets closer and whispers in his ear: Really? Man: OH YeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Woman: Lets go to your place... Man: Meh, I am done. Moral: Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Excuse me I need to go change clothes...

bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

Anti-Pickup Line

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