Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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M. Excuse me Miss. You have seamen on the back of your jacket. W. Are you sure? It could just be Yoghurt. M. Most Definitely. I don't Cum Yoghurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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I hate you already.

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