- Anti-Pickup Line

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

Man enters bar: Man: is there any... I mean ANY woman that would not instantly reject me here? If there is, I would like her... or in worst case scenario, HIM that she/he is very special to me and has the most beautiful eyes ever... THANK YOU

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh

Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

Black dude at bar: HERE COMES THE COLE-TRAIN BABY! WANNA RIDE! Girl: So I assume your name is Cole right? Dude: Uh... actually no but... WAIT! where are you going!

Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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