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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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Male: Hey Bitch why don't you just hop on my **** already.

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet,
id put my **** in your mouth.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?

What you don't know? In this day and age? Don't you have like google or something on your smart phone. geeeesh!

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Come lay your head upon my chest.

(After a moment)

Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache

(pushes head down)

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My **** is testimonial to your vagina, therefore I am here to erect your eyeballs and then **** on your brain, making you smarter because my **** is SMART >:)

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I think I shit myself

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other?
-because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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Haven't we met somewheer before?

Yes, son.

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti-Pickup Line

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