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Anti-Pickup Line

 

How much do you love me?
Look at the stars and count them
Bu-but it's afternoon
Exactly

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He- You've got something on your ass.
She- What?
He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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man: would u please me with a ****
girl: cant u be romantic ?
man: would please me with a **** at the sunset

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight
from my side i agree

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together

Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love?
Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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(in a bar)
Guy: Know how to play any instruments?
Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me?
Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute?
Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it?
Guy: Sure, I can. :)
(The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long..
Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_=
Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way...
Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Anti-Pickup Line

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