Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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At a huge bar only known as Castlevania... Woman: Get lost loser! Why would I wont pay you "tribute" you pervert! Man: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.... I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute! Woman: What do you mean? You are totally insane and make no sense at all! Man: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.,, Woman: You are quite the nutjob man... Man: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you! Woman: EEEK! Man: But what is this? Did I just attack a woman wearing a cross? Is your last name Belmont? Woman: Yeah So? Is there a problem with my HOLY CROSS! *Man on fire*: WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! ARGH!!!!!!! Moral: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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How much do you like peanut butter?

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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