- Anti-Pickup Line

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

Hello children! :D

The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

Hey girl, you a single mom I heard, I love that. Really? :D SURE! Hey just between us, how sexy are your kids on a scale from one to over nine thousand? Moral: Watch out ladies, I can only take care of so many of you... (you have kids? Meh, get lost,nothing personal, just you know... your kid)

Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

Anti-Pickup Line

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