- Anti-Pickup Line

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

At a concert guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? looks down pants Meh!

Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! walks away disgusted Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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