I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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Hello children! :D

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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