men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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I have a knife, Maddie. Get in the van.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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