Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I'll eat your poop

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Do you why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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