Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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Does anyone have a toothpick? I need to pick the crabs out of the cracks of my teeth.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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