What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

Where have you been all my life?! Said the 78 year old alzheimers patient to his teary eyed wife of 50 years.

Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

Man: Desperate for sex? Woman: Actually, kinda... Man: Great! Woman: :D Man: Because you see, my grandpa is dying of aids and wants to spread his disease so part of him can live in... Where you going? Moral: Desperate for sex? Too bad I have a pulmonary infection rite nao.

guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? What you don't know? In this day and age? Don't you have like google or something on your smart phone. geeeesh!

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

-How much does a polar bear weigh? -It is impossible to know the exact weight of a polar bear where no scale or bear are present.

Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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