Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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nice kid... want another?

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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he got me some KY jelly for valentines day saying it was going to make me the happiest woman in the world he was right one squirt of that stuff on my doorknob and he couldn't get in no matter how hard he tried

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What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Stop Footing Around

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Gaywatch starts

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