At a huge bar only known as Castlevania... Woman: Get lost loser! Why would I wont pay you "tribute" you pervert! Man: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.... I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute! Woman: What do you mean? You are totally insane and make no sense at all! Man: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.,, Woman: You are quite the nutjob man... Man: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you! Woman: EEEK! Man: But what is this? Did I just attack a woman wearing a cross? Is your last name Belmont? Woman: Yeah So? Is there a problem with my HOLY CROSS! *Man on fire*: WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! ARGH!!!!!!! Moral: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

I have a really big..... Bank Account

Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

- You look really nice - I know

Guy: Hey babe, do you have a GPS... I'm lost in your eyes. Girl: Make a U-Turn

If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

Lesbihonest

I've got a black belt in lovin'.

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

I'd hit that.... with a truck.

"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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