- Anti-Pickup Line

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

At a concert guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

So, you're a girl, huh?

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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