Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Hey I used to be a man, but I'm pretty horny.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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