Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Wife: I have a confession to tell you my wife said to me one day... Before we got together I was raped by a masked man and I really liked it. Me: I know.

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

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girl- how much does a polar bear weigh? girl- enough to break the-- boy- Are you talking about an adult polar bear? boy- then it's around 400-500 kg girl- blast!

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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