Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

What do you do for a living?" "I'm a professional athlete." "Oh really? What sport do you play?" "Golf.

Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

Shaved your beard, so I can see you're a woman.

greetings clarisse...

Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

Yeah... you'll have to do.

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