hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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-I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. -Aww, because I'm so sweet? -No. Because you're fat as hell.

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Are you an angel? ... cause I have an erection!

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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Wanna have sex?

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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Sex?

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I've got candy.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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